Pocho.com

16 Feb

Love this website! Its managed by Lalo Alcaraz and specializes in parody, satire and actual Latino related news. The videos and stories are sometimes hit or miss, but all are worth watching.

Take the story of “Free-jolito,” the story of a pinto bean who illegally crosses into the US, becomes a citizen, turns into a border patrol agent and then gets deported. Satire at its best.

 

Then there’s the Pocho best things to write on a Valentine’s Day card:

8. I’m gonna make you sweat like Marco Rubio.

7. When I said you look like Beyonce, I meant that in a good way.

6. My love for you is from five to ten years with the possibility of early parole.

5. You may be undocumented, but I think you’re DREAMy.

4. If you love something, set it free.  If it comes back, get a restraining order.

3. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.  The quickest way to a woman’s heart is through her taco.

2. Este amor apasionado…

And the numero uno Pocho Valentine’s Day sentiment is…

You can cross my border any time!

 

And then the “most intense Taekwondo fight ever” with a banda remix. Enjoy!

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